MUST READ: Funny Fashion Reviews on the ABSCBN Ball 2018

Dominating social media platforms this weekend is the ABSCBN Ball 2018. Inviting over 500 artists in the entertainment industry’s event of the year, the ABSCBN Ball 2018 tickled the imagination of Filipino social media users in the Philippines and abroad.
Photos released from the event drew memes and commentaries on Facebook. One of the most fascinating fashion reviews were made by social media user Aen Macapagal.
Read her funny reviews here:

  1. According to Ms. Macapagal, Maymay Entrata is Best Dressed, here’s why:

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BEST DRESSED.
Maymay Entrata with another pasabog, walking down the red carpet in a Millenial Mulawin colored Furne One dress, na sure akong best worn in an alumni homecoming para ipang “who you?” sa mga nagsabi sayo dati that you’ll never make it.#LookAtMeNow
Along with her is Edward Barber, in an I.S. uniform, telling you everyday na I dont care who you are, where you’re from, what you did..as long as you lab meeh. Paghihiganti plan is so perfect.
 
2. Liza Soberano, says Ms. Macapagal, doesn’t know how to fight fair.

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ANG BABAENG HINDI MARUNONG LUMABAN NG PATAS STRIKES AGAIN IN ALEXANDER MCQUEEN. Embellished with pinatuyong flowers and leaves from your momma’s flower vase and kikay kit na may johnsons baby powder and lipgloss inside. She walks the red carpet with her is her stylist…chos.
Enrique Gil sporting a hair inspired by North Park kuyas sa twing pinapipili ka ni ate kung anong noodle ang gagamitin sa order mo.
3. Catriona Gray brings a perfect clutch: cookie container filled with yo’ mama’s sewing kit.

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Korona nalang ang kulang.
Miss Universe Philippines 2018, Catriona Gray showing us that with minimal effort,diet, exercise and ganda lang…kahit sewing kit na akala mong may lamang mamahaling cookies as a bag is possible.
4. The “balot na balot but just in case” dress by beautiful Bella Padilla.

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Bela Padilla blessing our timelines with her singit-high slit, powder blue kulambo dress na hindi sasabit sa level 4 ng 10-20.
Pambansang outfit ng mga ate girls na balot na balot on the first date pero time is gold kaya handa naman just in case.
5. Pia Wurtzbach on her “mamahaling relyenong bangus” ensemble.

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2015 Miss Universe Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach surprises everyone with her mamahaling relyenong bangus look..marinated in vinegar para sa maputlang labi, binilad sa bubong ng bahay nyo for an even color and sliced on the side para madaling iluto.
 
6. Sue Ramirez wears her red “pamaskong handog- bib dress”.

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Sue Ramirez is on 🔥
Rocking the red carpet with her pamaskong handog bib dress,oozing with confidence kasi alam mong maraming nasolicit na pera si mama for the pageant’s ballot counting.
 
7. Vice Ganda’s stained glass perfection that’s a little too late for MET Gala.

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A little too late for MET Gala’s 2018 theme, Vice Ganda steals the spotlight…and the red carpet’s himulmol, with a memory game inspired dress na pag ginamit sa long gown competition ay makakatapos ng isang buong kanta.
Stained glass intention pero mukhang background ni Zenaida Seva habang nirereveal sayo ang iyong lucky number at lucky color at pinapaalala na hindi hawak ng mga bituin ang iyong kapalaran..gabay lamang sila. Meron tayong free will..at ginamit naman niya. Lol.
 
8. Charo Santos asks you to Text MMK<space>Manggas to 2366.

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Manalo ng 10,000 pesos and 300 pesos worth of load by texting MMK <space> MANGGAS and send to 2366.
 
9. Jeric Raval’s “Godfather of Angkas” look.

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Jeric Raval, saan ba ko magsisimula? Sa kapote mong leather? Sa bagua mong belt buckle na hindi nafeng shui ang kabuoan ng look na ito? Sa wedge mong sapatos? O sa habal habal inspired mong gloves?
From action star icon to Godfather of Angkas real quick.
10. The Megan Marckle at the ABSCBN 2018 Ball.

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Loving this pa-Meghan Markle vibe of Kathryn Bernardo keeping it clean with her long white dress na hindi laba sa BrandX. With her of course, is the brave Daniel Padilla who shows up in gold always believe in your soul undershirt. You’re indestructible. Lily Cruz is proud.
 
11. The Cebuana Lhullier-worthy chalker.

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Julia Baretto in fancy apron covering her in the right areas to showcase her toned body. Also, nagtext so Mommy D if she can borrow for her next ballroom dancing sesh. Cebuana Lhuillier worthy choker included.
12. Basha 3.0: Bea Alonzo

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Sarah Lahbati in her sabayang pagbikas Christmas Carol edition outfit na alam mong pinilit lang ng mama nya in a dress na ayaw naman nya talaga. Complete with her YSL bag na lagayan ng pinamaskuhan para bida bida kay ninong at ninang.
 
13. The Herschell pair: Jadine

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Jadine in a high fashion, finalists kami ng Hair Asia 2018 look.
James Reid with a connect the dots suit and a seat belt because safety first and Nadine Lustre with her love me like you do half lingerie half gown paired with boots na lalaban sa kintab ng mga sapatos ng guards sa SM.
14. Sarah Geronimo in her Paskuhan outfit.

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Sarah G in true Thomasian spirit,wearing a Paskuhan 2018 dress and giving us tips on how to stay calm and composed kahit naslash na yung bag mo habang nagaabang ng jeep sa España.
 
14. The Misa de Gallo inspired gown worn by Angelica Panganiban.

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Ang mahal na ng nagastos ng buong Pilipinas magkabalikan lang sila. So ano lang ba yung kumpletuhin din natin yung simbang gabi in this dress para matupad na. #CarGel forlayf.
15. Dessert dress for Angel Locsin

Angel Locsin showing up and showing off in a disyerto cracked dress with bag na mukhang lagayan ng alak.
Nagkalaman man si mumshie, di maikakaila na bukod kay Nanette Medved, sya lang talaga ang may kayang bigyan ng hustisya ang bra ni Darna.
 
16. Madame Butterfly Kim Chiu.

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Unahin ko na si Kim Chiu in her Michael Cinco butterfly farm ball gown na hulmang hulma ang bewang nyang size 0.5 lang.
Ang gusto ko talagang pagusapan ay itong naka sale na throw pillow na suot ni Xian Lim na nabili ata ng buy one take one sa department store. Diko alam kung anong ambagan nila pero mukhang dahil sagot ni Kim ang butterfly, kanya na raw ang halaman.
17. The alahera in the hose!

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Ara Mina in her alahera look, wearing bacon wrapped dress trying to convince you na bilhin na ang mga dala nyang jewelry kahit 4 gives.
18. Yeng Constantino hawak kamays her cat bag.

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Let’s take a minute to absorb lahat ng tirang bula mula sa sabon ng panghilod na suot ni Yeng Constantino. Paired with a cat bag at shades na galing sa Landmark kid’s section.
Happy Halloween, hawak kamay lang us.
19. The future is here! Inigo Pascual showcase astronaut wardrobe.

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Inigo Pascual.
Dahil sayo ako’y lalaban. Dahil sayo ako’y matapang.
Dahil sayo ako ay iritang irita sa mga oras na ito dahil sa pangUAAP tryouts mong shoes to a formal ball at yang pang Bruno’s Barbers mong tool bag na pwede pang gupitan yung mga dadating na nakalimutan magbangs. 1500 for complete HMUA. Magsama kayo ni James Reid. Raket nyo pala today. 😂
20. Arci Munoz channeling her inner Teacher Georcelle

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Arci Munoz channeling her inner Teacher Georcelle in her humbamm ball gown na may premiere night ng side boobs. Nagpapicture na sya kasi gagamitin pa to pambalot sa buffet table.
21. Vina Morales in her PICC Graduation outfit

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Vina Morales in her PICC Graduation outfit leaving one portion open para may space for the medals na hinakot nya this semester.
Voted most likely to succeed sa yearbook since grade school ready na syang gumawa ng account sa Jobstreet after nito.
22. Jodie Sta. Maria’s “Please be careful with my hair”

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Jodi Sta Maria in her Secosana looking dress with belt showing the world na gaano man kaganda ang bag namin from the outside,ang gulo nya sa loob. At kahit nakasmile kami sa inyo, hindi talaga namin makapa yung susi namin sa loob.
 
23. Vicky Belo wearing a presscon dress with lapel(s) to answer your friends in one go.

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Vicky Belo wearing a presscon dress with lapel(s) to answer your friends in one go after mong ibalita na kayo na nung boylet mo. Hayden Kho as the boylet in his master showman outfit kaya nasustain ang walang tulugan levels of texting his girl at ligawan stage.
24. The takeout dress by Kylie Padilla.

Kylie Padilla not following instructions sa mananahi. Pag sinabing two fingers lang sa medida, wag buong fist!! Pwede pa magtakeout ng ulam sa dami ng space ni te sa dress. Haha.
 
25. Maja Salvador collabs with Thanos.

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Ivy Aguas in collaboration with Thanos as tagapangalaga ng infinity stones adorning her baby bra dress with snakes and ladders kit as bag.
26. Alice Dixon wearing a 3ply tissue roll from S&R.

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Alice Dixon wearing a 3ply tissue roll from S&R making us feel na ang pangit natin because kahit mukhang bond paper ang suot nya mas maganda parin sya sating lahat.
 

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